In the future of things to come, I won’t message or text you directly. I’ll tell my AI Assistant (Thaddeus) to talk to your AI assistant who will message you at the most appropriate time. That way you don’t get text messages in the middle of your workday asking: “In Avengers Endgame, as the team is transporting captured Loki and the Tesseract, they take the elevator down Stark tower and tell Hulk to take the stairs. Hulk gets angry and hilarity ensues. My question is, why didn’t Hulk just jump out the window? He’s the Hulk. It wouldn’t hurt him to jump 93 floors down to the ground. I’m just saying”

And you wouldn’t reply: “FFS Lenny, I’m in the middle of a board meeting. Was this really an emergency‼️”

No, but it’s been bothering me all day.

It’s like living in the future.