News of the Week: AI is going to kill us all.

lso News of the Week: Congress adjourned without passing any legislation related to AI (or *ahem* utilities or data centers), the AI Titans have promised to regulate themselves, OpenAI, Anthropic, and Gemini have all released NEW models in the past several weeks, and Accenture plans to spend approximately $5B next year in strategic acquisitions related to…wait for it…aRTiFicial INTelliGenCe. Oh, and one more thing, Accenture plans to continue recruiting a significant number of ENTRY-LEVEL employees.

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and we will not go quietly into the night.”
– President Bill Pullman (I think).

P.S. – If you get the joke, make sure you’re getting enough protein in your diet and monitor your muscle mass and bone density. Fo Sho.